Death Toots

really foul, smelly farts.

Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!

by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020

hoo hoo toot

The unexpected escape of air from a woman's vagina; Queef

Her hoo hoo toot caused her great embarrassment.

by Mama_Ames November 23, 2018

yo toot bro

you say it as an introduction, clarepeaxchy from instagram is the main user of this saying. she made it. enjoy using :)

person: hii
you: yo toot bro

by clarepeaxchy July 8, 2020

glue toot

The little bubble that comes out of the Elmer's glue bottle when you squeeze it.

I was doing my social studies project, but then the glue toots started coming from my glue bottle.

by cheeseluvr171 April 10, 2016

Will toot fart

A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being

- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern

-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud

- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.

- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late

Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"

by Funky smells June 14, 2022

brutes my toots

Brutal
(bur-ou-tal)

that's fucking brutal
~
brutes my toots!

by Vocab Godde$$ November 22, 2010

typing toot

A typing toot is like a brain fart, but in text form. When a person changes thoughts or phrasing mid sentence, and types a non-sensical sentence. For example " Are we going leaving for the movie soon?"

Ignore the typing toot in my last email. I know it didn't make sense.

by johnnypockets January 12, 2022