tonsil muddler Share definition Flag A well-endowed boy's dick, which he uses to mash tonsils the same way a bartender muddles a cocktail. Cameron made his girlfriend gag on his tonsil muddler before rewarding her with some throat cream. tonsil muddler by Fellatio Connoisseur December 13, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the tonsil muddler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch