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tons of fun 

A person that is overweight or higher than normal percetange of fat in the body. It varies with the weight of the person.
Jeremy is kinda chubby... he's tons of fun!

John can't even fit in the elevator man, he's like 4 tons of fun.
tons of fun by Cako September 4, 2005
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tons of fun 

an all round fat git but is still considered canny enough to hang around with
"go get tons'o'fun hes got a 20 bag!"
tons of fun by Tons0fun September 1, 2005

Tons of fun 

A person who is a lot of fun.
Signore is tons of fun. That guy is 2000 pounds of fun.
Tons of fun by Joesig September 16, 2020

tons of fun 

claton regan from newburg wi is tons of fun because he eats 665.09897 lbs of 67 year old fetal turkey vaginas each year
clayton weighs a ton and is really funny

tons of fun 

Mike Klymasz's pet name from his boyfriend
Gimme a little loving tons of fun.
From your loving boyfriend, Frank Gandolf
tons of fun by Waldo June 21, 2003

two tons of fun

A large woman who knows how to please a man.
Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!

Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!
two tons of fun by Shawn Parent April 18, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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