tonk

To strike with ones penis.

Joe tonked the handrail so hard it rang like a bell.

by Richard Platzman February 08, 2004

tonk

big, large, fat ect.

dat feilds well tonk,
errr u seen dat boy hes butters hes well tonk

by cat November 18, 2004

tonk

A term of endearment between homosexuals in the american southwest, also a request for anal sex.

"Oh Derek won't you come over and tonk me tonight?"

by Peter February 24, 2005

tonk

large muscles for males or large tits for gals

hes tonk dont mess with him
look at dem there tonk!

by jackh2 September 15, 2005

tonk

When one singularly fails to achieve what they set out to do when commencing a conversation, much to the disappointment of their peers. A failure to either glean or pass on any information during the course of a conversation.

You just tonked that conversation. You just exchanged niceties for ten minutes. Phone them back and actually find out what time we're meeting.

by jgalffromcrig October 17, 2010

tonk

Of hardcore knights, vikings, pirates and ninjas; demonstrative of hardcoreness.

"ZOMG those knights, vikings, pirates and ninjas who just pwned you were totally tonk!"

by crowleh January 25, 2006

tonk

Grantham saying refering to something being long.

man, the line of people is tonk,lets go somewhere else.

the traffic on wharf road will be tonk mate, lets go another

way

by knockalot May 04, 2007