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Tongue fu 

Tongue fu by Flakey June 23, 2012

Tongue Fu 

An over zealous act of cunnilingus which leaves the victim's privates feeling as if she's just gone 5 rounds with jackie chan.
Sammy: Ugghhh I surrender
Nick (downunder): I knew you were no match for my tongue fu!
Tongue Fu by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

Tongue Fu 

Spittin game, mackin, slick talkin

Creator: The one, the only, E-40. You know.. Earl Stevens, 40water, The Ballatician mane
"Aye I saw you layin down some tongue fu on that hunnie the other night"

"Meng you were tongue-fuin' all damn night, tell me you got your dick wet"
Tongue Fu by jshep22 November 6, 2013

Tongue Fu 

tongue fu (tung fu) NOUN. The science of kissing and all oral play, especially involving intricate and powerful movements of the tongue. The use of the tongue as a weapon.
He's a Tongue Fu master. I saw him put his tongue through an inch-thick pine board at the dojo.
Tongue Fu by Maxhole June 24, 2009

Tongue Fu Twa 

the act of orally pleasuring a woman, by sticking your tongue in and out of her hole.
Hey, baby, how about some Tongue Fu Twa?
Tongue Fu Twa by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.
Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.
Tongue Kung Fu by TheChamp2002 June 14, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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