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tommying 

The act of tricking someone into looking at gay porn by disguising a hyperlink as a youtube or other internet link.
Stephen was tommying his friends when he accidently clicked on the link, seeing the gay porn for himself.
tommying by The Rummelnator November 22, 2009

Tommying 

To talk with a fake or phony british accent.
That kid sounds like he's from London, tell him to stop Tommying.
Tommying by tee-mac May 11, 2010

Tommying 

Quitting a fantasy football league when you can’t handle the trash talk because you are a weak human with no sense of humor.
This guy accidentally drafted Matt Ryan in the 4th round, couldn’t handle the shit talk, and now is Tommying.
Tommying by anonymous September 14, 2020

tommying out 

the act of dabblying in mood alternators for a period of twelve hours and then being unable to move from the hunch position over a balcony at 6am in the morning due to the body finally saying no. Usually when "tommying Out" occurs, two or more of your friends will generally be watching and thorougly enjoying ever minute of it even doing there best for u to pack up another one.
oh dude is he tommying out again... That guy is a mac hine peacock.
tommying out by Anthony Murphy August 27, 2006

TommyInnit 

Austin show: “Tommyinnit, how many girlfriends have you had?” Tommy: “all of them”
TommyInnit by LeshawnJames September 12, 2020

Tommyinnit 

Tommyinnit: I have 5 girlfriends
Tommyinnit by LeshawnJames September 12, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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