Tommying

Pretending to not hear your friends while they're talking right to your face and then going to with someone else.

Past Tense: Tommied

Michael: Hey Tommy it's been too long since I last saw you!
Tommy: .....
Michael: Hey are you listening to me?
Tommy: Oh hey, George!
Michael: That fat sack of shit just got away with Tommying me.

by Fukboii May 19, 2016

tommying

The act of tricking someone into looking at gay porn by disguising a hyperlink as a youtube or other internet link.

Stephen was tommying his friends when he accidently clicked on the link, seeing the gay porn for himself.

by The Rummelnator November 22, 2009

Tommying

To talk with a fake or phony british accent.

That kid sounds like he's from London, tell him to stop Tommying.

by tee-mac May 11, 2010

Tommying

Quitting a fantasy football league when you can’t handle the trash talk because you are a weak human with no sense of humor.

This guy accidentally drafted Matt Ryan in the 4th round, couldn’t handle the shit talk, and now is Tommying.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

tommying out

the act of dabblying in mood alternators for a period of twelve hours and then being unable to move from the hunch position over a balcony at 6am in the morning due to the body finally saying no. Usually when "tommying Out" occurs, two or more of your friends will generally be watching and thorougly enjoying ever minute of it even doing there best for u to pack up another one.

oh dude is he tommying out again... That guy is a mac hine peacock.

by Anthony Murphy August 27, 2006

TommyInnit

16 Year old gremlin child

Austin show: “Tommyinnit, how many girlfriends have you had?” Tommy: “all of them”

by LeshawnJames September 12, 2020

Tommyinnit

A 16 year old manchild

Tommyinnit: I have 5 girlfriends

by LeshawnJames September 12, 2020