A Tomczack (pronounced "tom-chack") occurs when you're headed for the sole available bathroom stall, but are denied entrance because someone suddenly sneaks in ahead of you.
Being Tomczacked is somewhat akin to losing at musical chairs, so the term is applicable to many similar situations, such as missing out on the last table at Starbucks, or having someone else take action on an idea before you do.
I was headed for the bathroom across the atrium to pinch a loaf, but one of the guys from that office in the corner appeared out of nowhere and Tomczacked me!
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).