tomb raidered

to shit anywhere unlikely, with an overall goal of somebody stepping or putting their hand in.

to make and area wreak of shit, yet with no visible evidence of there being any

John "fuck dude i cant see any beer in the fridge"
Tom "no the light is burned out, just reach to the back"
John "oh fuck somebody tomb raidered our asses, and there is shit everywhere"

Jim " dude your office smells like shit"
Jason " I know I have looked everywhere but I cant find it anywhere"
Jim " Damn dude somebody diarrhea'd all over the inside of your desk, you got tomb raidered"

by yourmothersrapist December 18, 2008

Tomb Raider

I PS1 game starring the heroine Lara Croft. The games follow her adventures around the globe meeting people and exploring places far, far away. She seeks artifacts and ancient civilizations. The games inspired 2 movies on the big screen.

Hey, do you like adventure games? You mean like Tomb Raider? Yeah! I like that game.

by -_-_-_--_-_-_- May 11, 2007

tomb raider

A young person who dates/marries an old person

catherine zeta jones is a tomb raider

by Andrew November 11, 2003

tomb raider

decent video game.

by Joe the MOFO October 4, 2003

Tomb Raider

A game dedicated to TRUE perverts.

Playing Tomb Raider shows the most noble way of peeking female body.

by Peevee May 11, 2006

Tomb Raider

Before having sexual intercourse you dip your penis into a fully filled ashtray (please make sure cigarettes are not burning or stuck on your penis). When you penetrate the lady a puff of ash will appear. It is like entering an old dusty tomb.

"I totally raided that girl's tomb"
"DUDE! I just gave your mom the old Tomb Raider"

by Escargotman November 29, 2013

Tomb Raider

A young man whom has sex with an older woman. Male equivalent of a gold digger.

Ashton Kutcher is a real tomb raider.

by Mike Sackss February 4, 2008