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tofuification 

the process of turning soymilk into tofu by adding nigari (magnesium chloride) or calcium sulfate. it is also achieved on a home scale by adding an acid such as vinegar or lemon juice to create a substitute for buttermilk in recipes.

and finally, it unintentionally happens when adding cold soymilk to hot coffee, which creates curdles and little tofu-y bits. (this can be avoided by putting the soymilk in the bottom of the mug and slowly adding the coffee to cook/acidify the soymilk slowly, which creates far smaller particles of tofu.)

see also tofuify

origination:
tofuify first appeared at vegsource by alextree August 29, 2002
tofuification first appeared in a post at livejournal's vegancooking community by postpunkjustin 2007-06-24
your soymilk must first go through the tofuification process prior to adding the rest of your liquid ingredients.

after all liquids are combined, you may add the dry ingredients and incorporate.
tofuification by supercarrot February 12, 2010
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Toonification

The transformation of a human into a cartoon character or creature.

Also refers to when an internet troll stoops to just trying to make other people discover their victims and their plans start devolving and becoming more like those of a saturday morning cartoon villain.
"Did you see Magnum's latest post on EDF forums?"

"Yeah...he wants to make more people hate DrMusic in hopes of making DrMusic's real name unlikable."

"Damn....he's devolving..."

"Not just devolving....he's suffering from Toonification."
Toonification by MM132 December 12, 2012

E-toxification

1. Electronic detoxifcation. 2. Detoxification from electronic and/or digital devices. 3. The process of weaning oneself from the addiction or habit of always being on an electronic device such as smartphones, laptop, pad, or gaming system.
I need to go on an e-toxification because I can't put my phone down for 5 minutes.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026