Toddy-Lou

a term for a cigaret; usually used in north eastern Pennsylvania

Yo wanna go have a Toddy-lou? I'm Jonesin' right now!

by Todder Box November 29, 2012

Hotty Toddy

Simply the best damned fight song in the history of college sports, "Hotty Toddy" can be heard at any Ole Miss football game, whether on the road or at home in Oxford at the Grove and in Vaught-Hemingway Stadium.

Hotty Toddy starts with the simple question - "Are you ready?"

The crowd responds:

Hell yes!
Damn Right!
Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty
Who the hell are we?
Hey!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, By Damn!

Are you ready?
Hell yes!
Damn Right!
Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty
Who the hell are we?
Hey!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, By Damn!

by Faulknerswhiskey April 29, 2006

Tennessee Toddy

Noun. 1.) a woman whose bodily dimensions are dominated by her humongous tookus; 2.) a dame who is all gams; 3.) any broad possessing an unusual if not downright odd body type whose corpus includes a supersized rumbleseat, which a gone-astray Cub Scout troop could easily wander into and disappear, never to be heard from again in our lifetime.

So called after the mythic Tennessee Toddy, a most unusual creature who was "all ass and no body."

...We went to a place called Everybody’s/
There I met a little chick called the Tennessee Toddy/
The reason she was called the Tennessee Toddy/
Was that she was all legs with a little bitty body,/
But that cat could go, yeah, she was gone, gone, along gone,/
And I’ll tell you all about it in the very next verse of my song.

She was long and lean like a green string bean....

--Marty Robbins, "Tennessee Toddy" (song lyrics)

by Nelly Scratch December 14, 2006

Hot Toddie

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.

Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie

by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018

Hot Toddy

Hot toddy is a name used in the English-speaking world (originally Scotland) for a mixed drink that is served hot. There are many variations.

Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.

Here are two prime examples:

Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon

Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.

Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water

Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.

Duke of Flanders: "Margaret, I'm freezing cold! Bring me a hot toddy and prepare the bedchamber."

Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."

by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006

hotty toddy

Contrary to popular misconception, hotty toddy is neither a fight song nor an attempt to trigger (pun intended) LSU fans' suicide by shooting themselves (since they have reason enough to do so just by virtue of being LSU fans). Rather, it is a heartening cheer exchanged between Ole Miss Rebel fans to ensure that they are still sober enough to pronounce polysyllabic phrases and thus, sober enough to order more whiskey when they leave the game to celebrate their victory over whomever they just kicked hell out of. The cheer is ineffective with other SEC school foes' fans, since they can not pronounce anything more than monosyllabic utterances whether sober or (as usual) drunk off their proverbial butts. For example "Woof! Woof!" (UGA); "Roll Tide!" (Bama); "Oh, S**t! We lost!" (MSU); "Duh?" (LSU). Just for the record, if Ole Miss were to ever lose a football game, their fans are doubtlessly dressed better anyway.

Hotty toddy!
God almighty!
Who the Hell are we?
Flim Flam, Bim Bam!
Ole Miss, by damn!

by Somecallme....JOE September 14, 2008

Hot Toddy

Warm ejaculate on a cold winter's day

Melanie was so cold last night that I had to give her a large load of my hot toddy

by Laramel December 8, 2010