Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.

I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!

by Bmckeat April 19, 2021

Winter's Law

As a message board discussion over software - particularly sports simulations - grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Maximum Football or Daivd Winter approaches 1

Person One: "I bought this new game last night and it really stinks"
Person Two: "What's wrong with it?"
Person One: "It's full of bugs! It should have never been released!"
Person Three: "Sounds like Maximum Football"
Person Two: "Aha! Winter's Law!"

by Marauder's Mom September 9, 2009

Winter's Bitch

Anyone who is wearing way too much clothing to keep warm. Someone who can't just wear the standard winter clothing but has to go all out with the layers and hats and gloves. This doesn't go just for the winter, but for any season. Usually happens when its below 68 degrees out when people will tend to wear a bit too much.

Oh my god you're so winter's bitch. Its 48 degrees today, which yes, I understand is kind of cold, but come on do you really need to be wearing long pants, four layers of shirts below a sweatshirt, that big ass hat, and gloves. My god...

by Eric D. Goldberg January 1, 2009

Winter's Kiss

Ejaculating into a guys butthole, after which he sits on your face and you eat your own cum out his arse.

"That Winter's Kiss wouldn't have been possible if i hadn't blue balled myself for 2 weeks"

by Aladrosa August 16, 2018

Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.

I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!

by Bmckeat April 19, 2021

Winter's Morn'

The name of a hypothetical masculine wash, analogous to "Summer's Eve" douche product for women.

Commercial: (cut to guy standing in the snow by a stream) "Winter's Morn' masculine wash. Makes ya feel like a man, all over!" (guy takes some snow and rubs it on his crotch, rinsing with stream water) "Brrrrrrr!"

by FoxxDogg September 10, 2004

Winter’s Children

The same for the real fans of the Winter Soldier.

Sebastian Stan lovingly refers to the Winter Soldier’s fans and the Winter’s Children.

by _itsstormbreaker October 20, 2021