Simply the best damned fight song in the history of college sports, "Hotty Toddy" can be heard at any Ole Miss football game, whether on the road or at home in Oxford at the Grove and in Vaught-Hemingway Stadium.

Hotty Toddy starts with the simple question - "Are you ready?"

The crowd responds:

Hell yes!
Damn Right!
Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty
Who the hell are we?
Hey!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, By Damn!

From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.

Contrary to popular misconception, hotty toddy is neither a fight song nor an attempt to trigger (pun intended) LSU fans' suicide by shooting themselves (since they have reason enough to do so just by virtue of being LSU fans). Rather, it is a heartening cheer exchanged between Ole Miss Rebel fans to ensure that they are still sober enough to pronounce polysyllabic phrases and thus, sober enough to order more whiskey when they leave the game to celebrate their victory over whomever they just kicked hell out of. The cheer is ineffective with other SEC school foes' fans, since they can not pronounce anything more than monosyllabic utterances whether sober or (as usual) drunk off their proverbial butts. For example "Woof! Woof!" (UGA); "Roll Tide!" (Bama); "Oh, S**t! We lost!" (MSU); "Duh?" (LSU). Just for the record, if Ole Miss were to ever lose a football game, their fans are doubtlessly dressed better anyway.

hah-tee-tah-dee (dialectal corruption of hoity-toity) adj. 1. assuming airs; pretentious; haughty; pretending to possess refinement and sophistication; arrogant; marked by an air of assumed importance 2. thoughtlessly silly or frivolous; giddy; flighty; foolish; riotous and noisy n. 3. A traditional school chant for the University of Mississippi, nicknamed Ole Miss
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The most annoying, pointless cheer ever created for a college football team! It only makes sense if you have been drunk since 6am and are surrounded by a group of snooty, stuck up, spoiled rotten white kids.

A traditional yell of coming out of the closet for University of Mississippi men. The women at Ole Miss join in with their gay men because they appreciate their interior design skills.

1. A man who likes having Smelly Sue in crafts sitting on his face.

2. A prominant Cougar Hunter.

3. Bringing Fanny packs back.