by liquidiq February 03, 2010

1. Sexual act where the male sticks his penis into a container of hot sauce and proceeds to have anal intercourse with his partner.
2. A sandwich from Quiznos.
2. A sandwich from Quiznos.
Johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. Now they both are taking milk baths.
by neckwig April 03, 2009

Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo?
Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.
Scott: Me?
Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.
Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.
Scott: Me?
Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.
by Fearful Symmetry March 26, 2009

by toastyTORP April 08, 2009

The act of treading water back to back with your partner then taking a stiff poop into the anus of your partner whilst under water, this process is then repeated vice versa in rapid recession until the stiff poop has dissolved into a diarrhea like format. The damp flakes are then packed into a tobacco pipe then smoke
"Timmy and I rocked a toasty torpedo at the graduation party last night, everyone got pretty messed up when we packed it in the hookah"
by dustynook February 01, 2010

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich
by NoOneIsHome March 25, 2009

by ilikeboobies. April 05, 2009
