toasty-torpedo

1. Sexual act where the male sticks his penis into a container of hot sauce and proceeds to have anal intercourse with his partner.

2. A sandwich from Quiznos.

Johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. Now they both are taking milk baths.

by neckwig April 3, 2009

Toasty Torpedo

Any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus.

Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo?

Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.

Scott: Me?

Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.

by Fearful Symmetry March 26, 2009

Toasty Torpedo

When you're getting a girl up the butt and she farts.

"Dude, I need wash my dick. I was giving it to Wendy last night and she gave me a toasty torpedo"

by toastyTORP April 8, 2009

Toasty Torpedo

The act of treading water back to back with your partner then taking a stiff poop into the anus of your partner whilst under water, this process is then repeated vice versa in rapid recession until the stiff poop has dissolved into a diarrhea like format. The damp flakes are then packed into a tobacco pipe then smoke

"Timmy and I rocked a toasty torpedo at the graduation party last night, everyone got pretty messed up when we packed it in the hookah"

by dustynook February 1, 2010

toasty torpedo

A hot after-sex penis that is steaming in the cold winter air.

After hitting the slopes, Suzi was gifted with a toasty torpedo.

by liquidiq February 3, 2010

Toasty Torpedo

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich

When i woke up i had morning wood and a toasty torpedo

by NoOneIsHome March 26, 2009

Toasty Torpedo

a double-handed, hand job, from a girl wearing mittens.

Nothing is quite as festive as a toasty torpedo on a cold winter night.

by ilikeboobies. April 6, 2009