to pull a johnny

Verb- to drunkenly steal a girl's purse or other valuable possesion, often times in a club or other social setting, resulting in possible arrest and embarassment
Did you hear what happened to himlast night? He was so drunk he decided to pull a johnny on that poor slut and ended up getting caught and arrested!
by jd123456 February 17, 2010
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to pull a johnny

to be arrogant. to think of oneself to be talented in ALL ways.
Ex. I am johnny. i love playing the guitar and thus, i am musical. (even though it is an obvious fact that he sucks.) I just pulled a johnny.
by hugs4thugs May 02, 2005
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to pull a johnny

1. verb. to have a wardrobe consisting of only jersey. thus, making one a jersey whore
2. verb. to be desperate for girls. one would go as far as violating the golden rule of "bros before hoes" in order to get girls.
Ex.1: "Hey didnt you wear that james jersey yesterday?"
"Noo. its another one"
"HOLY. you just pulled a johnny"

Ex.2: "o man that guy just pulled a johnny. what a pimp. what a BSER"
by gangsterworldwide April 23, 2005
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pulling a johnny

to tell a story that is exaggerated, sometimes to the extent of unbelievable, but more often just enough that it makes them look amazing, without being too far fetched.
dude 1: bro, the other night, I was in this really bumpin club with these two girls, and they both started sucking me off dude, together, right there!

dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?
by elfonzolera July 10, 2010
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Pulling a Johnny

The act of sucking your own dick on a bus full of people.
Sometimes when I'm looking at porn on the bus I feel like pulling a Johnny.
by Fanny Fondler October 26, 2006
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pull a johnny

when you end a relationship by being a hopeless romantic. very much indeed
Just got into another realtionship, let's not pull a johnny.
by johnyylol March 08, 2023
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Pulled a Johnny

An action when you (either by accident or on purpose) inhale a portion of another person’s line as you are doing yours.
How high are you bro, You just Pulled a Johnny!
by Eel WJ September 02, 2018
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