to pull a johnny

Verb- to drunkenly steal a girl's purse or other valuable possesion, often times in a club or other social setting, resulting in possible arrest and embarassment

Did you hear what happened to himlast night? He was so drunk he decided to pull a johnny on that poor slut and ended up getting caught and arrested!

by jd123456 February 16, 2010

to pull a johnny

to be arrogant. to think of oneself to be talented in ALL ways.

Ex. I am johnny. i love playing the guitar and thus, i am musical. (even though it is an obvious fact that he sucks.) I just pulled a johnny.

by hugs4thugs May 1, 2005

to pull a johnny

1. verb. to have a wardrobe consisting of only jersey. thus, making one a jersey whore
2. verb. to be desperate for girls. one would go as far as violating the golden rule of "bros before hoes" in order to get girls.

Ex.1: "Hey didnt you wear that james jersey yesterday?"
"Noo. its another one"
"HOLY. you just pulled a johnny"

Ex.2: "o man that guy just pulled a johnny. what a pimp. what a BSER"

by gangsterworldwide April 22, 2005

pulling a johnny

to tell a story that is exaggerated, sometimes to the extent of unbelievable, but more often just enough that it makes them look amazing, without being too far fetched.

dude 1: bro, the other night, I was in this really bumpin club with these two girls, and they both started sucking me off dude, together, right there!

dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?

by elfonzolera July 11, 2010

Pulling a Johnny

The act of sucking your own dick on a bus full of people.

Sometimes when I'm looking at porn on the bus I feel like pulling a Johnny.

by Fanny Fondler November 8, 2008

pull a johnny

when you end a relationship by being a hopeless romantic. very much indeed

Just got into another realtionship, let's not pull a johnny.

by johnyylol March 8, 2023

Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.

"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."

by KindOfACock June 9, 2014