to pull a brandon

To make any such suicidal attempt, or to just act like a total downer. This person will often complain about his or her life, also associated with acting fake emo.

downer: i feel like killing myself now....
jessica: he is going to pull a brandon

by girl who hates downers July 24, 2009

Pulling a Brandon

When a certain individual (usually male) wears a specific piece of clothing for a consecutive amount of days without going through the act of washing it.

Hey John! That is like the third day you wore those Adidas joggers in a row! Quit Pulling a Brandon!

by Brian Ngo May 11, 2016

To Pull A Brandon

Verb

Thinking Way Too Much At Nite! As Soon As The Sun Goes Down, Your I.Q. Rises And You Think More Deeply.

Dude! Last Nite I "Pulled A Brandon" And Came to The Conclusion That I Really Love Jen!

by McPoofy December 17, 2004

pull a brandon

To work like a dog or lift a heavy object to the point of giving ones self a hernia

Oh shit that's looks heavy Kevin , be careful you might pull a Brandon and give yourself a hernia

by Strawberries short ass May 21, 2017

Pulling a Brandon

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.

He said he'd be on in an hour, but is he pulling a Brandon?

by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 6, 2019

Pulling A Brandon

Noun:
In destiny when you step in front of your ally as they fire a rocket, getting them killed.

Pulling a Brandon
Player 1: "YOU PULLED A BRANDON!!!"
Player 2: "BEG FORGIVENESS!!!"

by gamerdude99 May 14, 2015

Pulling a Brandon

To get a Thundergun, Ray Gun, packa-punched and Monkey bombs in a Game of Black Ops: Zombies.

Pulling a Brandon - To get a Thundergun, Ray Gun, packa-punched and Monkey bombs in a Game of Black Ops: Zombies.

by Tim1234321343 May 31, 2011