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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?

Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)

by Trumpium December 14, 2021

Welcome to Facebook

Usually found at WTF, Welcome to Facebook, is a term first designed by Mark Zuckerberg himself. He made this shortened word to explain to people, "Facebook IS something different!" Give or take a few weeks, and people had turned its common use on facebook for bad. Thereby, turning..WTF... to What the Fuck, instead of Welcome to Facebook.

Dude1 - "Hey, where's Bob?"

Dude2 - "He got in troubl, because yesterday, his dad made a facebook, and he told him WTF, and told him that it meant "Welcome to Facebook", then his dad proceeded to message every one of his friends.... "WTF"!

Dude1 - "Yeah..... "

by Babepleaser January 11, 2012

Face-to-Facebook

Adding only your closest friends in Facebook and keeping in touch with them, for real.

Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.

by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009

to facebook

To check the Facebook profile of every person in your vicinity you can remember at the moment. Similar to googling somebody, i.e. virtually spying.

I was bored yesterday evening, so I facebooked everyone from high school. And you know what? I still look way better than everyone else!It's so awesome to facebook people!

by green tea007 February 24, 2009

face-to-facebook

A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.

Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.

by GWMcL September 26, 2010

face to facebooking

When you step outside the realms of social networking, and actually communicate with an acquaintance through face to face, verbal contact.

face to facebook, face to facebooking, face to facebooker

Don't worry, you can come round to my house and we can do some face to facebooking in the meantime!

by limeywesty February 24, 2011

Face to Facebook

Face to Facebook is when you don't have time to call or get together in person with friends or business contacts, but you still want them to feel special, so you write on their wall.

Hey no big deal. I wish I had time for a face to face meeting too but I am so slammed that I can't make it until late next week. We can Face to Facebook until our lives calm down a bit. If you need immediate attention, you can always go primitive and I'll pick up.

by pinball queen September 7, 2009