max

max is a very ugly human being, he has the tinyest penis of all time. max thinks he is the funniest person out of his friends.

is that max?
i hate max
max thinks he is the best

by maxhater190 December 10, 2021

Max

by January 30, 2022

pea green coat
mullet
morning breath woof
leaves onm opened

wow, have u seen max in his pea green coat, NOBHEAD

by indilove November 28, 2022

The most hot guy ever. Omfg he is just the cutest guy every 😍 like he's daddy material!

dom: "I ship max and kadence!"
Rex: "Nahhh I think he should stay single"
Tina: " why not me? I'm hot! He deserves me!"
Dom: "Ew max hates you!"

by Scratch/doll December 7, 2021

A person who is sexually aroused by quad tip BMW’s. He likes to put his wiener in the exhaust and put burbles to the max.

Bro stop putting your dick in the car.

Sorry bro im just max.

by BmwMan August 4, 2023

The god of having absolute massive, heavy, girthy, gumballs. His gumballs create the larges bubbles. He also has a monster cock

Girl - "Have you seen how hot Max's gumballs are, I would love to have those in my mouth"

by November 17, 2022

A person who always lays up on a par 5, and hits irons of a tee when it is a driveable par 4

You can drive this par 4, Lets take the D stick. No i’m going to play a Max because i am a short hitter.

by Bighitter69 November 23, 2021