captain

Short for Captain Morgan's Rum

I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.

by Ides of March August 23, 2004

The Captain

A ponderous rogue that infuses the masses with the will to drink. Many compare him Captain Hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.

"Matt, did you get your captain on?"
"Ughh... "(a groan because he woke up in his own vomit)

by Uthar November 27, 2002

captain

A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).

Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.

by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004

captain

He launched every zig for great justice.

Captain: What you say?

by Baseologist July 3, 2003

Captain

The Social Athlete who has the weekend planned out on Tuesday and is the guy who makes ALL the decisions.

"Captain Alex has just texted me seven times checking that I'll be out on Saturday. Calm the f^@# down".

by TheAthlete November 2, 2014

The Captain

A small fly with a big hat who features in recent Weebl & Bob cartoons. He is the captain of a farm that floats about on the sea, and demands that we give him silence.

Favoured foods include cheese, sardines and turd snot pie. The Captain has no need for biscuits.

"Since when did farms need captains?" - Weebl

by Kevchenko March 29, 2005

Captain

Any white man wearing a uniform ... ANY uniform ... it could be a Burger King uniform.

"Hey hey Captain !!! My carruh broke down about 3 blocks away ... I run outta gas and my old lady is pregnant ... can you let me hold $10.00 for a minute ? I'll pay you back tomorrow !"

by Mad Honky August 15, 2014