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Hard Nipples... that's all, just a retard way of saying that.

Do I really need one of these...

"When I slather her body with a stick of margarine she gets titty boners."

titty boners by fastcore June 11, 2008

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titty boner

The erection of a woman's nipples due to intense sexual arousal.

Ashley's thin bikini top couldn't hide the titty boner she got when she saw Jeff's buff physique.

titty boner by Romeo Foxtrot January 24, 2007

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Titty Boner

When you're nipples are fully erect.

"Honey are you cold you have titty boners".

Titty Boner by Bruce McAlister March 22, 2017

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titty boner

when a woman experiences an erect nipple

woman 1: i have a titty boner
woman 2: whats a titty boner?
woman 1: it just means my nipple is erect lol

titty boner by creativemastermind17833 September 9, 2021

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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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