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hes a sussy tip with a pink curved tip, and his cheeks loved to get clapped by semihs fat schlong, he will always want to clap your cheeks cus hes a horny gawky, and ill clap him so hard that his cheeks muscles dissapear and its all wobbly and messy
tipolas : IM ABOUT TO CUM OH SHIT..
semih : OMG YES CMON JUST DO IT ZZAZZY
tipolas by dezdesop May 8, 2024
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One who has the unconscious need to chainsaw everything in his path on gears of war 2. usually one who knows he is a badass
tim was on gears last night and totally timolas'd the entire roster of the other team.
timolas by maniah March 31, 2009
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Tiplash: when in the act of avoiding a hit to the nuts, you get hit in the dick, the the force of bring hit in the dick carries on to the balls.

Simulating a hit to the nuts
Dude: Hey did that hit your nuts?
You: nah it only hit my dick.

*** a few seconds pass ***
You: ahhh, fuck me
Dude: what I thought it only hit your dick
You: Tiplash!!! *drops to ground*
Tiplash by Rippercooldude October 24, 2014
When one helicopter-dick's too hard and experiences wiplash of the dick.
I was trying to impress my girlfriend last night by doing the helicopter dick, and I got a bad case of tiplash.
Tiplash by jimmyboii January 23, 2013
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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B)
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