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Chef’s Tip 

When one cuts the tip of their penis off, bastes said Tip in melted organic Irish import butter, deep fries their tip for approximately 17 minutes, and then eats the tip of their penis

(This sexual action can only be performed once)
Hey wassup guys. So last night I was feelin in the mood, and I wasn’t really feeling keeping the tip of my dick, so I performed a Chef’s Tip
Chef’s Tip by JoeNuts445 October 17, 2021
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Jessie’s Tip 

When you have a bad experience at a hotel or another type of rental, so you leave a “fecal transaction” in the toilet for their troubles.
The stove in the cottage doesn’t work, the steps are broken and there’s no toaster, I’m leaving them a Jessie’s tip on the way out.
Jessie’s Tip by Uncle J! August 27, 2023

the gentleman's tip 

The sex act where a man, upon receiving a woman's permission, inserts the index finger (no further than the middle knuckle) into the woman's anus during vaginal intercourse, and gently slides this portion of the index finger back and forth.
We find ourselves in the midst of a conversation between Jane and her friend Sarah that has stumbled upon the topic of anal sex, let's observe.
Jane: James has been asking for it forever, I don't know Sarah, like, I think he could be the one. What should I do?
Sarah: just have him start slow, with "the gentleman's tip" and work your way up from there
the gentleman's tip by JuiceBox89 January 28, 2015

Why y’all on bro’s tip? 

A phrase that you would use to defend a stranger that’s getting talked shit to by two or more people, the phrase would make sense if the trash talkers were talking shit to a unproblematic person and due to something that literally doesn’t affect them or anybody else.
Person 1: yoo why are you wearing those clothes

Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly

Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA

Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?

tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue 

The condition in which one needs to urinate so badly that any further delay will cause bladder rupture.
I think tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue is a sure sign one is in trouble.

I held it for as long as I could, but when I tasted urine on the tip of my tongue, then I knew I was in trouble. I had to pull over and go in the ditch.

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.
A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.
Tip of the Pope's Hat by will bitten September 8, 2017

baby's on the half tip 

A slang phrase created by pot-smokers in the movie "Lady in the Water." Its meaning remains ambiguous.
"Let's throw a party!"
"Baby's on the half tip!"
baby's on the half tip by luvsfab4 September 8, 2008