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tinctured 

Someone or something who at some point in time had tinctures or was involved in the act of tincturating.(past tense form of tincture)
I tinctured her but i stopped because she always crys afterwards.

My greatest regret is never having tinctured.

I could have tinctured, but then I would have been no less then the tinctures that started this damn tincture.

If you had just tinctured-this never would've happened (you stupid bitch)
tinctured by Ali Turabi August 25, 2006
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CBD Tincture 

A CBD tincture is a dietary supplement that comes in liquid form and has a very potent cannabidiol content. Tinctures are created by steeping CBD-rich hemp flowers in high-proof grain alcohol, then cooking over low heat for multiple hours.
Gran: My Back Pain is getting worse each day......

Rebecca: Take a few drop from this CBD Tincture and your soul will be cured!!!
CBD Tincture by CannabisKings April 3, 2019

gaia tincture

what skate witches call the combination of pill salad, alcohol, off brand energy drinks, secret herbs, poisons, and animal bones in a mug
q: man, that skate witch looks fucked up. im surprised that that skate witch can stay on their board

a: yeah well i saw those skate witches chugging gaia tincture in the bathroom and i can assure you that at least two jeff gordon 24s, three OC eighties, a few xanbars, a few concerta, half a bottle of nyquil, most of a fifth of old crow, all of the bones of a murdered dog, and all kind of leaves were in those goblets, i mean mugs
gaia tincture by karen daily February 26, 2009

tincture of time 

A small amount of time.

A Tincture is a preparation that contains a potent medicine and an extraction solvent; for example Opium and Alcohol. The solvent pulls elements of the medicine and thins it out.

This is a medical phrase which refers to the fact that the body will fix problems on its own if given time to do so. In fact many problems will resolve if given time, and are made worse by fussing over them.
Give your child Tylenol and tincture of time, and the fever will abate.

Cover the wound, watch for signs of infection, and apply tincture of time. It will heal shortly.
tincture of time by Trelligan April 8, 2017

Tincture Advisor 

A person who offers unsolicited advice While intoxicated. Their advise or solution has been diluted with alcohol. Advise has been influenced or saturated by 25-60% alcohol. Sometimes up to 90%.
“ My tincture advisor is making a hell of a lot of sense right now” as they down their 12th beer.
Tincture Advisor by Puddyhead January 7, 2022
Tinture (Tin-shure) Is an amber to dark green liquid, (alchol) that has been used to melt the thc crystals off pot.Users put drops under their tounge or even take shots.
We made tincture from our plant clippings.
tincture by soundrone October 10, 2006

Tintored 

The act of colliding with another motor vehicle through no fault of your own.
Rayquan- Hey man where did you get the Bugatti?
Tyreek- Ah it’s just a rental. Some dumb hoe tintored me at a red light.
Tintored by TheFishWasDelish November 19, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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