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Rosé tinted glasses 

A phenomenon, similar to beer goggles whereby the more glasses of rosé a female consumes, the more attractive a male may appear. This then means that a beautiful woman may lower herself to a less-than-stunning bloke, should she consume enough glasses of rosé.
'Hey bro, come look at this stunning girl giving me the eye. She's obviously looking at me through rosé tinted glasses as she hasn't even noticed that I have vomit on my sweater or that my pecker is hanging out.'

Tinted Nostalgia 

Tinted Nostalgia is when something is Nostalgic but it feels so recent, the event may have been many decades ago but it, ¨feels like yesterday¨, it happens a lot to many of my community members with music where they feel a song just came out yesterday because of the vibe and the freshness of the song but in reality, it dropped 2+ years ago.
Owen - Man, that XXXTentacion song feels so fresh but it came out so long ago.
Stino - You must be feeling some Tinted Nostalgia regarding it is the anniversary of X´s death

Tinted-chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who leans toward the femme side of the butch or lipstick continuum (that dichotomy is totally arbitrary/not legit, but just for the sake of definition). Could defy “chapstick lesbian,” standards by wearing dresses more frequently or donning makeup more frequently. May have an equal number of pairs of pajama pants and lipsticks in her home. Might enjoy wearing makeup OR loungewear just as much. Not a lipstick lesbian because they do not NEED to wear a dress or makeup - still taking less than 20 minutes to get out the door.
I am a tinted-chapstick lesbian. You can pick me up for a hike and a martini bar in 15 minutes.

Differently Tinted 

"Hey, don't call him a nigger! He's just differently tinted!"
Differently Tinted by Addy M September 14, 2006

Crap-tinted Glasses 

An idiom for pessimism. In other words, the opposite of rose-tinted glasses.
Seeing as everyone sucks to much to give pessimism an idiom, the maker of the definition invented crap-tinted glasses.

Tinted Windows 

When somebody has a sick sports car, but the dude driving it is as ugly as fuck, so he tints the windows so still he gets all the female attention.
Girl 1: Oooo look at that hott 350Z driving by!

Girl 2: (as he gets closer) Uuuhh! But look at the guy driving it!

Girl 1: Uuuh yeah your right, he needs to get tinted windows, that's for sure!
Tinted Windows by Scalcar April 25, 2009