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A five-minute comedy routine that is put together using a comedian’s best jokes and material.

The comedian performed a tight 5 at the comedy club to show off their best jokes.

tight 5 by derryg3 September 10, 2026

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Tight 5

A 5 minute comedy routine demonstrating the comedian's best work.

Do you see that comedian on stage? His tight 5 better make up for the rest of his act, this sucks!

Tight 5 by himynameisnothing September 13, 2026

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Tight 5

A "Tight 5" is a comedians "five seconds of fame". They literally have five minutes to have the crowd laughing or throwing tomatoes.

I thought my tight 5 was funny until the crowd was literally giving me crickets, I was so embarrassed.

Tight 5 by Tamolly999 September 14, 2026

Tight 5

A five-minute comedy routine that is put together using a comedian’s best jokes and material.

John spent all week practicing his tight 5, so when none of his jokes landed, he was severely disappointed.

Tight 5 by theresnoqueenbetterthanme September 14, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026