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A 5 minute comedy routine demonstrating the comedian's best work.
Do you see that comedian on stage? His tight 5 better make up for the rest of his act, this sucks!
Tight 5 by himynameisnothing September 13, 2026
A "Tight 5" is a comedians "five seconds of fame". They literally have five minutes to have the crowd laughing or throwing tomatoes.
I thought my tight 5 was funny until the crowd was literally giving me crickets, I was so embarrassed.
Tight 5 by Tamolly999 September 14, 2026
A five-minute comedy routine that is put together using a comedian’s best jokes and material.
John spent all week practicing his tight 5, so when none of his jokes landed, he was severely disappointed.
Tight 5 by theresnoqueenbetterthanme September 14, 2026
When a pitcher throws 5 straight pitches exactly where he wants them and completely controls the hitter.
He had a tight 5 that inning and the hitter couldn't touch him.
Tight 5 by MoundTalk September 15, 2026
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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