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thunderpiss 

A thunderously loud (hence the name) stream of piss that is unleashed in either of the following two situations:

1) When you first wake up in the morning and have to piss so badly that you feel like your bladder is about to explode;

2) After you have consumed an abundance of alcohol in a relatively short period of time.
1) John woke up this morning, immediately staggered into the bathroom and proceeded to cut loose a devastating stream of thunderpiss.

2) After Frank polished off the coffee pot full of whiskey and coke in less than an hour, he sprayed the sidewalk with thunderpiss.

Thundering Molly 

When shagging a lady with spectacles, quickly pull out stick her glasses on your cock and spunk in her eye (no specific one)
I gave your mum a Thundering Molly last night ;)
Thundering Molly by Ace19888888 February 13, 2019

Thunderbitchen' Pharaoh 

An Egyptian leader who gets a lot of ass. Like A LOT of ass. There is literally no limit to the quantity of ass acquired by a thunderbitchen' pharaoh.
That guy's such a thunderbitchen' pharaoh

Thunderbird 

Pseudo syncope
When approached in an awkward situation fake unconsciousness.

Smokey--copyright 2017
"Smokey, please don't thunderbird her again."
"Smokey, she is coming back thunderbird!"
Thunderbird by Smokey/Thunderbird August 29, 2017

Thunderpudd 

Legendary online persona of an avid video game enthusiast and online gaming journalist. He is also known for his immeasurable wit and charisma and generally being all around more awesome than everyone else. Remember kids it's not arrogant if it's true. In addition he has been a major advocate in the proliferation of inappropriate humor at his day job, a process that has been long and hard... TWSS
see also awesome sauce as alternate definition of Thunderpudd
Thunderpudd by thunderpudd July 11, 2010

Triumph Thunderbird 

Noun.

1. a) Triumph's answer to the pitiful pleas of riders with dicks under 4 inches long who need a large displacement, grossly overweight motorcycle, to feel at least semi-adequate.

b) Triumph's response to losing a lawsuit brought by the GLBT coalition that charged Triumph with building the Bonneville and derivatives solely for heterosexual riders and demanding a Gay bike for alternative lifestyle riders. Upon seeing the new Thunderbird a GLBT spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Thweet!"

2. Triumph's attempt to appease the tasteless American masses. By abandoning classic style and adopting the Universal Japanese Motorcycle look (garnished with some rather obvious Harley Davidson touches), Triumph hopes to capture a few of the Rich Urban Bikers who buy both American and Japanese V-Twins.

3. Triumph's recognition of the American rider as both obese and slow witted. Oblivious to the irony, these riders who regularly criticize Harleys as being heavy and underpowered are beating down the doors to get Triumph's heavy and underpowered Thunderbird.

4. A Large useless motorcycle built for, and marketed to, rubes; the Thunderbird is easily recognizable as a Triumph because it says so on the tank.

5. Motorcycle of choice for the Silent Skulls Lone Riders Motorcycle Club (See also Mangina Motorcycle Corps)
Q. I am fat, gay, and afraid of Harleys but still want to pretend to be a biker, what motorcycle should I get?

A. The new Triumph Thunderbird of course!