thunder cock

a penis of extraordinary length, girth, power, and magical ability. has the capability of satisfying any woman

Brett's thunder cock rocked Elise's entire world. She hasn't been able to walk right for days.

by mjaa08120 August 13, 2010

Thunder Cock

Level of greatness achieved once one lays with more then 10,000 women. A level Chuck Norris is greatly renowned for.

-Lays with 10,000 women- {achieves Thunder Cock status)

by sllverwolf February 17, 2007

thunder cock

An extraordinarily large penis.

Ooh, I'm gonna be sore for days... but that thunder cock was worth it.

by x1x2 June 29, 2008

Thunder Cock

a penis that is so powerful it can shock the women while having sex

wow you have a huge thunder cock

by sleepywillie November 20, 2016

Thunder Cock

A big, black, veiny, and smooth nigger shlong. Thunder cocks average 12.5 inches. Most thunder cocks are aquired by niggers.

That thunder cock is out of this world!

by Thunder Jizz December 8, 2016

nordic thunder cock

A very very large cock belonging to a Nordic or viking-esk large hairy man.

Wow, look at that Viking's nordic thunder cock as it plunges into the depths of her Icelandic ocean!

by Mystic Waves April 29, 2006

Raspberry Thunder Cock

Raspberry Thunder Cock-(Verb),(noun),(insult): (raz-ber-ry-thun-der-cock)

The act of plundging ones penis into a females menstrated vagina; followed by a pull out and 450 unit charge to ones genital area.

Hey how is Raspberry Thunder Cock over there doing? Dont be such a Raspberry Thunder Cock! I could really use some Raspberry Thunder Cock therapy right now.

by CHALUPADOOP September 6, 2010