a penis of extraordinary length, girth, power, and magical ability. has the capability of satisfying any woman
Brett's thunder cock rocked Elise's entire world. She hasn't been able to walk right for days.
by mjaa08120 August 12, 2010
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An extraordinarily large penis.
Ooh, I'm gonna be sore for days... but that thunder cock was worth it.
by x1x2 July 11, 2008
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Level of greatness achieved once one lays with more then 10,000 women. A level Chuck Norris is greatly renowned for.
-Lays with 10,000 women- {achieves Thunder Cock status)
by sllverwolf February 16, 2007
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A group of extraordinary men whose girth and length of their penises are unimaginable. Their brotherly bond is indestructible by an force known to man, and several known to other alien species.
Thunder Cocks unite!!!!!
by shamrockkid29 June 14, 2011
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a penis that is so powerful it can shock the women while having sex
wow you have a huge thunder cock
by sleepywillie November 20, 2016
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A big, black, veiny, and smooth nigger shlong. Thunder cocks average 12.5 inches. Most thunder cocks are aquired by niggers.
That thunder cock is out of this world!
by Thunder Jizz December 8, 2016
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A very very large cock belonging to a Nordic or viking-esk large hairy man.
Wow, look at that Viking's nordic thunder cock as it plunges into the depths of her Icelandic ocean!
by Mystic Waves April 16, 2006
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