thuggles. 

a special kind of hug involving close awkward body contact with someone else in which both participants are known to follow the practices of a 'thug life.'

Real thugs must give good hugs, because people always remember how it felt when they got their first thuggles.

thuggles. by Ke//y March 2, 2010

thuggles 

A sexy duck who gets all the bread at the pond.

Damn, that Thuggles gets all the bread at the pond.

thuggles by Thuggles McQuack October 28, 2018

thuggler 

when a boner forms while someone is sitting on your lap

So I heard Jen sat on your lap the other day and you got a thuggler and when she realized she slapped the shit out of you!

thuggler by thethuggler October 2, 2010

Tuggles McTugTug

The creepy fat balding man that sits alone in parks and watches women and children.

"Honey, pick up the frisbee."

"I can't. Every time I bend over, Tuggles McTugtug there gets a whopping stiffy."

Tuggles McTugTug by bonersandcake July 12, 2012

Thuggle 

A thug who is not a wizard.

Why did you zap that guy, Harry?

I had to, he was a thuggle.

Thuggle by Earthkiller June 8, 2013

Tuggles 

The small, fleshy area at the junction of the sack and the taint. The showing of this piece of manscape is often considered the most offensive gesture known globally; found to be at least 2.4 times as offensive as the middle finger.

That broad at the bar pissed me off, so I lifted my sack and showed her my tuggles!

Tuggles by scroach March 16, 2010

Truggles Touch 

Like the Midas touch except instead of everything you touch turning to gold, everything you interact with turns to shit.

Dude, he's got the Truggles Touch. Every relationship he has turns to shit.

Truggles Touch by Hate Kenry December 19, 2008