Throbbing Python of Love

An incredibly large penis. Usually so large that the veins pulse, giving the impression of an angry snake. Syn: third leg, heat-seeking moisture missile
Ant: tadger, prick

His Throbbing python of love raised it's head and spat upon seeing the beautiful girl.

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

venomous throbbing python of love

A Dick

She took the venomous throbbing python of love

by Ya mum asdf October 22, 2013