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Getting oral sex while eat ones favorite meal, taking a dump, drinking a favorite beverage, smoking weed ,and watching TV.

Theoblumpkin comes from the prefix Theo meaning god and of course the famous blumpkin- Getting head while taking a dump.
Last night i got some taco bell to go and when i got home cindy was at my place so i put on cops and she gladly gave me a theoblumpkin while i ate.
by himynameisted August 18, 2009
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