English expression said in a sarcastic manner; used as a synonym for bullshit, horseshit, etc.
Can also be used to indicate that you just don't give a flying fuck.
Is said while simultaneously throwing 3 air jerks, one after the other.
Can also be used to indicate that you just don't give a flying fuck.
Is said while simultaneously throwing 3 air jerks, one after the other.
1st Example :
John : I'm going to be in the next Hollywood blockbuster!
Bill : -.- And I'm Napoleon *throws 3 air jerks* three shakes...
2nd Example :
John : Omg, did you hear? The French teacher had a heart attack, fell off a cliff, was devoured by hungry sharks, then spat out on the beach and sold off to the Saudis!
Bill : -.- *throws 3 air jerks* Three shakes...
John : I'm going to be in the next Hollywood blockbuster!
Bill : -.- And I'm Napoleon *throws 3 air jerks* three shakes...
2nd Example :
John : Omg, did you hear? The French teacher had a heart attack, fell off a cliff, was devoured by hungry sharks, then spat out on the beach and sold off to the Saudis!
Bill : -.- *throws 3 air jerks* Three shakes...
by Richi Rich July 13, 2009
Get the Three Shakes mug.When someone acts in a way that is considered abnormally crazy, insane, or severly inbalanced. Also, used to describe someone who is oblivious to their surrounding causing them to be rude, obnoxious, or just annoiying to you.
"She must be three shades of crazy if she thinks she's gonna cut in front of me."
"You know he's three shades of crazy."
"Honey, I have bad news, I went to the Doctor today and they diagnosed me as three shades of crazy."
"You know he's three shades of crazy."
"Honey, I have bad news, I went to the Doctor today and they diagnosed me as three shades of crazy."
by VIZBR October 3, 2011
Get the Three Shades of Crazy mug.After using a urinal you're permitted to remove any excess urine off by shaking your cock twice. Three times you're just having a wank.
It's occasionally difficult to tell if people are simply ignorant of the three shake rule or if half the population of galway are chronic masturbators.
by Elburno February 23, 2008
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Get the Shake it three times mug.An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.
Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss
Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017
Get the If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it mug.A large female.
Origin - If tree branches are shaking as an alligator hunter approaches his or her bait tree, it usually means a large alligator has been hooked. The term is used heavily by Troy on the History Channel series Swamp People.
Origin - If tree branches are shaking as an alligator hunter approaches his or her bait tree, it usually means a large alligator has been hooked. The term is used heavily by Troy on the History Channel series Swamp People.
Drunk Guy #1: Damn, look at that fine girl over there. I'm taking her home.
Drunk Guy #2: WTF? Now, I know you're drunk. She is a tree shaker!
Drunk Guy #2: WTF? Now, I know you're drunk. She is a tree shaker!
by Sparky J. September 22, 2010
Get the tree shaker mug.A big Alligator that is located in the Louisiana Swamp. When they are tied up on a line connected to a tree, they shake the tree.
This phrase comes from the TV show, "Swamp People".
This phrase comes from the TV show, "Swamp People".
by Xsile7 September 3, 2010
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