Three Musketeers

A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.

Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.

by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008

Three Musketeers

Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.

by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011

Three Musketeers

When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.

"Sorry I was late, got stuck behind the three musketeers"

by Lemongrass July 22, 2016

Three Musketeers

A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.

The other night my friends and I gave Veronica the Three Musketeers.

by wandmore March 17, 2007

Three Musketeers

Three studs from Toronto from Asian descent very fly, with pimping game and undebatable swag. Commonly seen and recognized around in Toronto's nightlife areas or house parties where at times ends up being sausage fests.

"Tuan, Suvay and DK are the real three musketeers, they might take your girl!"

by Yang's Kitchen February 2, 2009

Three Musketeers

A gay male threesome.

Wow, I was over a Fred's last night and Kevin came over. We had a Three Musketeers and it was INCREDIBLE. "All for one, and one for ALL!"

by MQuiggle July 13, 2007

Three Musketeers

One of the worst cards from the game Clash Royale by Supercell. If you use this you are probably bad at the game. The reason to why it’s bad is that, when you fireball it the Three Musketeers die. Some people call it a “walking negativ elixir trade” Some advice... Don’t use it. You will lose all your friends.

Player 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale.
Player 2: Three Musketeers.
Player 1: Goodbye my friend , I hope you die.

by CroatianDude The G October 5, 2021