thong'd

Wearing a thong, but not just any old thong, one that when worn makes men drool, women cry and looking at it is orgasmic.

I'm sure if you would have just came thong'd out and in some heels, I'd wake up real fast.

by Jaycali143 August 21, 2014

thong doing you wrong

A phrase one will ask another when there seems to be an issue with their panties based on the way they are walking

Lisa: "Why are you walking like that? Is your thong doing you wrong?"
Kara: "Yes, I should have bought a medium instead of a small."
Lisa: "That's why I don't wear panties."
Kara: "Smart, although I figured that was just because you're a slut"
Lisa: "Oh, that too."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

thong-dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Damn that stripper got alot of thong-dollaz in that thong. She must spend a lot of time at the club.

Dude that's my mom !!!

by J.Jacques December 13, 2008

thong-dollaz

Thong-Dollaz (Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

As used in questionable content... Faye- "Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible"

by doireallyhavetodothis?? January 13, 2007

thong dialogue

A conversation where one person's side of the discussion is flawed and, therefore, leaves their ass uncovered, just as thong underwear leaves a human ass uncovered.

Matt: "Overall, I would say that Sarah Palin is a very intelligent woman."
Scott: "I call Thong Dialogue on you; that woman does not have an I.Q. above 90."
Matt: "Yeah, I guess I did leave my ass uncovered on that one. My argument was wearing a thongLet's go pick up chicks."

by MCBassGuitar January 29, 2015

thong drunk

When you get so wasted, end up outside a bar/club on the curb with your head between your legs and thong half way up the back.

Girl.... look at her! She is thong drunk!

by G0ochie August 22, 2017

Thong-Dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons. Invented by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content

Adam: "That redhead's boobs look bigger!"
Bernard: "Yeah, it was a good investment for her thong-dollaz."

by Play The Fool December 10, 2008