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this isn't where i parked my car 

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If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!
Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!

Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.

As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!
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This isnt where i parked my car 

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A phrase commonly used to get out of an awkward situation.
Cooper walks in on drakes mom, cooper says this isnt where i parked my car.
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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Oinking 

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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
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Hopeslop

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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026
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trespooping

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The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026
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