This Dick

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A phrase used to insult another person.

Preferably a hater or someone who is trying to insult you.

Most likely used in a crowded area.

Ice Cream Shop: "Ma'am can I get a sample?" "Of What?" "This Dick."

"What time is it?" "This Dick."

"What's the answer to number four?" "This Dick."

"He wanted to see you in.. fourth period." "What? Who?" "This Dick."

This Dick by This Dick. October 9, 2007

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THIS DICK

A comeback most commonly used in a sense of humor. Can also be quite annoying is used to a lot.

Doctor: "Go ahead and take a seat."
Woman:"But I can't, there is no where to sit."
Doctor:"You can sit on THIS DICK."

THIS DICK by Bitch Da Fuq September 4, 2015

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This Dick

An asshole who is trying to bring u down

Hey what's up , your mom on this dick,fuck you

This Dick by Suck it cracker November 28, 2016

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This dick

This dick is infinitely long and impossible to suck

Me: Yo girl you ready for this dick
Girl:I think I might choke but it's the best way to die

This dick by DOGE IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD September 5, 2017

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This Dick

the latest white-boi-tryna-be-black phenomena

has contributed to the relentless beatdowns of hundreds of white kids throughout America.

Black Guy: Hey man, what'sup

White Douche: THIS DICK!

(Sledgehammer to the face)

This Dick by Dupak February 19, 2011

THIS DICK!

A progression from "deez nuts" to "these nuts" and then shift to "this dick." Usually given with great emphasis. Invented by caligula.

<VonGuard> i don't want you waving your sword at me
<mns> what about...
<mns> THIS DICK!

THIS DICK! by mackstann February 12, 2005

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This dick ain't free

Former president Barack Obama's favorite catchphrase used while in office

Obama had many great catchphrases but, my favorite one was "this dick ain't free".

This dick ain't free by Spic Dickuloid February 16, 2017

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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