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Third World Water 

When you go over a friends house who may be less fortunate than you, and the water bottle brand he gives you is unheard of.
Person: Hey I'm thirsty. Can I have a bottle of water?
Friend: Sure! Here's some indigo dolphin spring water!
Person: I'm not drinking your third world water. Buy Poland Spring.

Third World Shithole 

Noun referring to any impoverished foreign country in which crime, graft, and corruption are modus operandi.
That Third World Shithole felt just like home.

third world shower 

taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet, also known as an upper decker, then proceeding the give someone a swirlie in the same toilet
That guy is such a tool, I'd really like to give him a third world shower right now.
third world shower by livinglegendwg December 14, 2009

third world problems 

I'm dealing with some third world problems right now. I can't afford food.

Third World Drunk 

The level of drunkeness you attain when drinking after at least 3 days of not eating.
I hadn't eaten ANYTHING in, like, 3 days. Then we went out and I got Third World Drunk off of one shot. I walked around telling people that for less than a dollar a day they could help me forget that bitch.
Third World Drunk by Blommit December 14, 2010

Third world shithole 

It’s a place that gets Third world shitholes upset when Donald Trump calls them third world shitholes.
Donald Trump: people from Haiti, Liberia, El Salvador and other third world shitholes are all trying to come to America.

CNN: Donald Trump is racist...

Everyone else: why is it called the third world again? Hmmm must be as hit hole.
Third world shithole by Trump card January 13, 2018