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They were on a "straight date". 

Straigt date is when there are two of the same sex on a date together. And one of which is is gay. The other is usually not out of the closet hence they call it a "straight date".
Two guys, one 32 years old, the other 22 were out at the wine bar together. The older one made it very know to everyone in his vacinity that he was gay, and had "partners". The other one made references all night to a "girlfriend". But in the end they were two guys in a wine bar together and they were on a "straight date".

Getting they freaky on 

Wild, hours long, unprotected sex in a cheap motel while using a lot of crystal meth. Kinky but risky fun. Best to not brag about it to coworkers, or your parents.
Joe (to his boss): “I heard Bob and Janet was getting they freaky on last night.”
Boss: “Where are they? They’re both fired.”

Take it back on they asses 

When you want to express you love for older music (ie: The Beatles,The Rolling Stones)but doing so using black slang.
Yo man, Is dis tha beatles? Ah man! Dis shit be real cause we gon to Take it back on they asses.

they did surgery on a grape 

a meme dating back to around november 2018. it refers to “they” (they being scientists, i think) using an automated surgery system to peel back the skin of a grape. also a good conversation ender.
jill: i’m so sick and tired of how you treat me, you never pay attention to me and never think of me! this is why i’m breaking up with you.

bubba: they did surgery on a grape

They Did it on Mythbusters 

What you exclaim when somebody tries to pass off an urban legend as being true.

-OR-

What you exclaim when some ignorant mofo thinks his mind is stronger than the combined brain power of Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman
You can't bullet-proof a car with phonebooks, you dumbfuck.

Uh-huh! They Did it on Mythbusters!

They did surgery on a grape 

They did surgery on a grape
They did surgery on a grape
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