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the warrior of geruke

you fuck a girl in the ass while wearing a viking hat and listening to the way i are francesco remix
Samueal Bernard: Hey man how was your night?

Josh R.J. Thompson: It was sick man, i had a the ronaldo spin, how about you?

Samueal Bernard: I was the warrior of geruke
the warrior of geruke by Geruke October 17, 2008

The Warrior

The act of roaring as loud as possible into a girls face just as you orgasm inside her..
"ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR"
"WTF was that??"
"I am pretty sure my roomie just did The Warrior"
The Warrior by k142 May 10, 2010

Way of the Warrior

An ill fated fighting game created for the ill fated system 3DO. Way of the Warrior was a 2D fighting game developed by Naughty Dog (yes, the same people that made Crash Bandicoot). This game involve the use of digitized graphics (yes, the same graphios they used in Mortal Kombat). The game was criticized for its stiff control, absurd jumping, and horrendous animation. The game involved some hilarious MK parody characters such as; Konotori (a parody of Kung Lao and Kitana), Crimson Glory (a redneck biker woman who possibly played on Sonya), Major Gaines (a soldier who chucks grenades and takes steroids), Shaky Jake (a drunk Aussie who breaths fire), Fox (a complete parody of Jax, a tall black guy with sais), Nikki Chan (?), the Dragon (hahaha, a Bruce Lee ripoff), Nobunage (a kendo warrior), the Ninja (he shoots lighting bolts), Kull the Despoiler (a giant skeleton), High Abbott (a dragon), and Gulab Jamun (Gulab Jamun is an Indian dessert, the game Gulab is an evil swami). The game tanked and was forgotten by many but remembered by some.
Player1: oh shit, you fried me with Shaky Jake!

Player2: eat that, sucka!

The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon 

You watch lego monkey kid. you know damn well you only searched this for the irony. You also probably simp for either Swk, Mac, the Mayor, or Azure Lion. you know you do. keys/pos.
The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon. Their light, a protective glow, shining upon the world. Together, there was nothing that could stop the two of them. Either in the Celestial Realms or on Earth. As time went on, the Hero attained power beyond comprehension. As the Hero's light grew, so too did his shadow. And soon, the Warrior was cast in that shadow. In the darkness, the Warrior was forgotten by the Hero.

The Warrior

After successful completion of sexual intercourse with a girl who is on her period, the boy proceeds to take the excess blood and wipe it on his face in a tribal/warrior fashion.
*Finish*
Girl: "Babe that was great. Sorry about the blood everywhere."
*Boy starts painting his face*
Girl: "Babe, what are you doing?!"
Boy: "I AM THE WARRIOR!"
The Warrior by A true warrior. October 26, 2013

the hero and the warrior 

kill uourself
“the hero and the warrior were like the sun and the m” please go touch some grass for real seriously you need some vitamin D or something you queer overemotional fandom baby