Therapist Syndrome 

A contition where one has perfected the art of pretending they care, when they really don't give a crap. It usually occurs in people who are too nice to just tell other people that they really don't care at all about their sad lives. It is usually hard to control, so one who has it may uncontrollably act like they care, no matter how much they really want to tell people to get a life.

Guy 1: ...and then he was all like...bla...bla...bla...bla...
Therapist syndrome guy: Cool story bro...

Therapist Syndrome by descriptgeist March 7, 2015

Therapist Special 

When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.

I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!

Therapist Special by Lightsun May 10, 2024

Sex-therapist to the stars 

Me! Greatest mind to ever live!

Hym "Oh, I also forgot to mention 'Sex-therapist to the stars' in my credentials. I'm also that now..."

Sex-therapist to the stars by Hym Iam July 24, 2023

slutty therapist 

A girl that is maybe romantically involved with a guy, or might also not be, who so called guy dumps all of his problems on and who he only hits up when he’s sad or horny or both.

“Wow, I can’t believe I let the ugliest guy on the swim team treat me like his slutty therapist”

slutty therapist by realclowngirlshit November 27, 2019

Kylie the "Sex Therapist" 

On-Air radio "Therapist", (FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY). She's a truly genuine person, a charming girl with a heart of gold, sarcastic sense of humour, and extremely intelligent.
Not to mention absolutely incredible boobs, she will knock you off your feet with just one stare. She's got this sexy geek look with the perfect little glasses, and a love of Spider-man. Known to be one of the most incredible people you will ever meet. Without a doubt, the hottest red head in radio.

"Did you go out last night?"

"No, Kylie the "Sex Therapist" was on the radio."

"Dude, I can't believe I missed it! She's the best and so smoking hot!"

Kylie the "Sex Therapist" by JoeyForrest June 17, 2011

Sticky Therapist  

When you cum on your sex partner and then message them with it, instead of using a lubricant or moisturizer

Dude I gave my girl a sticky therapist this morning.

Sticky Therapist by Jesse Dick January 20, 2009

Soph the therapist

Soph the therapist is a head admin from Liege's Llama Habitat Server and she's known by being a (bad) therapist and being the best singer in the whole server, and also is a meme, and also is actually being shipped with Vending, and also is being know by no answering dms, and also is being known for being known

Vincent: Oh no, Soph the therapist didnt give me a therapy.
Pingu: ew Soph the therapist never answer dms

Soph the therapist by Minced Meat July 13, 2020