the willcock Share definition Flag the willcock is a sexual act in which two fat black men with tiny winkies romantically kiss one anothers jap eye. yo dude, last night... me and frank did the willcock, it was errmmm... different. the willcock by magnificolecuntbag December 31, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the the willcock mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch