The Werewolf

Like A Gorilla Mask. You Shave Your Pubic Hair, Stash It Close By, When A Girl is On Her Knees (and You're Standing) Performing Fallatio on You, When You Give Her "The Money Shot" You Grab The Shaved Pubes With Both Hands And Throw It on The Wet Load on Your Sexual Partners Face While Yelling "A-Whooooooooooo!" (Like What A Werewolf, Wolf, Coyote, Dog, Canine sounds like, If Done Correctly She Should look like a Werewolf. Also Called A Wolfman

"Yeah, We Went To My Place, We Watched THE MONSTER SQUAD, Then I Hit That Bitch With A Werewolf Of My Own."

by Ibble February 18, 2005

The Werewolf

Being so sexually depraved that you'll shag anything no matter how ugly or rancid.

Can be cured by wanking - to provide post nut clarity.

"Oii mush The Werewolf came out last night, fucked some ugly bird from tinder"

by Dr. Boss Boii June 3, 2019

Punching the werewolf

When a very hairy man is masturbating.

I think Billy takes long showers because he's in there punching the werewolf

by JudasJones August 28, 2019

Killing the werewolf

Shaving any stray hairs growing between the eyebrows. These may otherwise have grown into a unibrow, thus causing you to look like a werewolf.

Her: Come on! Let's go already!
Him: Yeah, I'll be right out. I'm just killing the werewolf.

by Aulin July 21, 2009

the wherewolf

This sexual act, which requires a bit of precision and planning, will make you a legend in your own time when properly executed. You'll need a full moon, a public place (like a park or school playground), a tall boy of Coors Light, a bag of your freshly shaved pubes, and an unsuspecting participant who is willing to give an outdoor BJ.

Have this unsuspecting chicken head, hoodrat, or ho fellate you in the public place of your choice (with a clear view of the full moon). When you are about to spunk, pull out and spray on the lucky girls face, throw your pubes on said girls face, shake up the can of Coors Light, yell "Wherewolf"!, and spray her with the Silver Bullet!

After I gave Christine the wherewolf she stopped returning my calls.

Halloween kicked ass this year! Since there was a full moon I was finally able to wherewolf the french girl in my astronomy class!

by Pussy Crook January 10, 2008

the warewolf

shave off all ur pubes thn wen ur doin a chic pull out nd cum in her face nd through th pubes in her face thn kick her in th shin nd she'l houl aaaahhhoooooooo

i the warewolf my gf last nite it was good dam funny

by todge666 February 28, 2008