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Wacking the weed wacker 

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker 

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.
I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

the weedwhacker

a sexual act in which your girlfriend(with braces) is giving you head, you must then take a strong rope and tie her feet to a high powered ceiling fan, upon which her braces will rip your pubes out.
last week i had my girlfriend give me the weedwhacker... i'm still bleeding and shes still picking pubs out of her braces today.
the weedwhacker by the irish horn dog November 26, 2009

The WeedWacker 

When you give her/him/them/it a swift chop to the throat; as she gasps for air and reaches for her neck, you thrust your PP in their butt like you’re trying to pop a balloon.
My dishwasher was acting up so I had to give her The WeedWacker
The WeedWacker by TreePoop March 8, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026