The Weed Wacker

The act of shaving another persons pubic hairs while holding a razor in your mouth.

Dude she wouldent shave that shit so i totally had to give her The Weed Wacker

by Tony Cock October 2, 2011

Wacking the weed wacker

Jerking off the old meat stick

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 2, 2025

the weedwhacker

a sexual act in which your girlfriend(with braces) is giving you head, you must then take a strong rope and tie her feet to a high powered ceiling fan, upon which her braces will rip your pubes out.

last week i had my girlfriend give me the weedwhacker... i'm still bleeding and shes still picking pubs out of her braces today.

by the irish horn dog November 26, 2009

The WeedWacker

When you give her/him/them/it a swift chop to the throat; as she gasps for air and reaches for her neck, you thrust your PP in their butt like you’re trying to pop a balloon.

My dishwasher was acting up so I had to give her The WeedWacker

by TreePoop March 8, 2021