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The Usher

The Usher is a viral infection common in the north-eastern part of the United States.
"Man, did you hear that the Usher knocked out 2 of our employees in the past 2 weeks?"
by Magma Man April 28, 2022
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Usher The Table

Verb: in 8ball/pool - to place your inner thigh on the edge of the table in a slight thrusting/thirst trap motion to reach across for a wide shot, especially if going on the other side (for a closer/easier shot in thought) means using your non-dominant hand.
Person 1: Dude, that corner pocket 11 is so far, I can’t hit it.

Person 2: Bro, just usher the table
by gv_86 September 20, 2025
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One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.

What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.

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These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:

Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)

To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.

To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??

To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.

And the final reason - just to be annoying.
Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."
by kire December 3, 2007
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Read the Users

The specific, product-focused skill of understanding the behaviors, pain points, latent needs, and feedback patterns of the user base for a digital platform, app, or service. It goes beyond analytics to empathetic interpretation: why are users abandoning this workflow? What is the sentiment behind these support tickets? What do they really want, which may be different from what they're asking for? It's UX research as a social skill.
Example: A social media app adding more complex privacy settings in response to vocal expert complaints might fail if they don't Read the Users. The silent majority might find the new settings confusing and simply disengage. The correct read might be that users want simple, default privacy, not more complex controls.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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On December 18th all discord users are allowed to do whatever they want. This lasts one day and the owners and admins cannot do anything about it.
I can't wait for "Forever the discord user" day! I'm gonna post NSFW in general!
by ChrisTheMemer December 17, 2020
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the ultimate user

This is the most powerful card in existance nothing can counter or damage it. This card instantly disables and destroys every enemy card no matter what their description says it also deflects all attacks no matter what deflected attacks deal infinte damage. This card requires another card to be awoken.
Me: ur gay
Random guy: *uses no u infinte card*
Me: nice try *uses the ultimate user*
Random guy: fuck you
by Mr.PissShitHead June 5, 2018
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