the taxi cab 

when you have no lube and you go into the refrigerator and put a big glob of butter on your cock. you then stick your cock in the ass therefore giving that bitch The Taxi Cab

my girl was on her period last night and i needed to bust a nut off. i decided to fuck her the ass but we had no lube so i greased up my cock with butter giving her the taxi cab

the taxi cab by the Big Riggs February 21, 2009

The Taxi-Cab Confession 

When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"

"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"

The Taxi-Cab Confession by EJG1234 April 7, 2009

taxicab with the doors open 

A phrase used to describe a person who's ears stick straight out from their head (at about a 90-degree angle) and are usually quite large in size as well.

Wow! Look at George W. Bush's ears! He's definitely a taxicab with the doors open!

taxicab with the doors open by I'likea September 29, 2006