by midgetmitch May 2, 2011
by Turbo Buc SD December 18, 2011
an alcoholic beverage consisting of every type of alcohol and mixer in the personal liquor cabinet. It smells like a taxi cab and hits ya like a rhino!
John: I need a drink.
Jess: oh have you had my specialty, the taxi cab rhino?
John: oh no, whats in it?
Jess: a little bit of everything!
John: I'll take it!
Jess: oh have you had my specialty, the taxi cab rhino?
John: oh no, whats in it?
Jess: a little bit of everything!
John: I'll take it!
by Karoline R April 13, 2007
When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"
by EJG1234 April 7, 2009
A taxi that will deliver beer to your residence outside of any store operating hours, albeit for an exhorbitant fee.
Origin: Hamilton, Canada
Origin: Hamilton, Canada
by E_Sharp January 6, 2005
by Skidaddle Skidoodle June 25, 2019
Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013