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the stocking stuffer 

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The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!
My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.
the stocking stuffer by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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the stocking stuffer • The Crusty Stocking Stuffer • stuffing the stocking • The Naughty Stocking • Stocking the fridge • Stocking the Pond • stocking the porcelain • Stocking the shelves • Tear the stockings • Screw your courage to the sticking place

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer 

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The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
The Crusty Stocking Stuffer by White Feller December 26, 2020
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