the squirts

A slang term for diarrhea ~ runny poop that comes shooting out of your asshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.
I have a tummy upset, I'm suffering with the squirts real bad.
by d_girl August 11, 2006
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the squirts

Nasty, Fiery, Flamming, Flowing yud that comes out of your asscrack. Causing major, deadly smells, and the feel that your ass is on fire! May come in variety of colors. Also known as hershey squirts. Mmmm Mmmm goooood!
"Awh, Shit! Plug your nose, I got the squirts"
by afterx3glow March 05, 2009
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Squirt

When a female has rubbed her clit so fast and hard and fingered her pussy so much she found her g-spot. She then releases a powerful burst of clear liquid many time. She then realises she doesn’t need a man.
“Damn I squirted so much last night! I don’t need Tom to fuck me anymore I get more pleasure doing it myself!”
by Sexbomb September 20, 2019
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The Squirts

A condition where you have diarrhea, although you must keep it in a little longer. The strenuous pressure of the sphincter causes a powerful squirt, thus, "The Squirts".
by lightskin.dinosaur September 27, 2016
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The Squirts

Excuse me, i have Violent Diarrhea....WRONG!

Excuse me, i have "The Squirts"....RIGHT!
by AnonymousHippopotamus December 11, 2006
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Squirt

Squirt is the number one grapefruit selling soda in USA
by Kitcat73 February 18, 2017
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squirt squirt

A home girl or a just a girl you can kick it with.
There has to be some sort of attraction though.

Shes something sweet.
Annabel is my squirt squirt.
by PoeticOne January 19, 2007
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