the spocker

instead of the well known "shocker", the spocker is when you have all 4 fingers upward as spock from star trek does.
2 in the pink - 2 in the stink!
a well known way of how the ancient cavemen carried their women around.
"so dude, you give that chick the shocker?"

"hell no,i gave her the spocker!..I got 2 in the pink an 2 in the stink!"
by DfrumEnglish101 July 21, 2009
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the spocker

Similar to the shocker. When 2 fingers are inserted into the vagina, and 2 fingers into the asshole. As opposed to 2 in the vagina, 1 in the asshole. Derived from Mr. SpocK from star trek's greeting.
"I totally gave that girl the spocker last night.
by KoolMFkev August 04, 2008
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Spocker

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.
To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.
by Bootface July 15, 2006
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Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.
"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"
by Schneidy-Pie March 28, 2005
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The Spocker

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper
After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!
by Michael Scott February 16, 2006
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Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.
by Anonymous January 26, 2003
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Spocker

v. To put two in the pink and two in the stink, then shout 'Live long and prosper.' Based on the traditional split fingered Vulcan greeting used as a variation of the shocker.
That little Star Trek bitch, her ass so loose one finger won't do, so I gave her the Spocker.
by Jay Mc January 17, 2008
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