The Smurfette
Take a bitch into a Porta Shitter and rail her from behind. Start very quietly say "oh yeah Smurfette" Progressively get louder until the unsuspecting bitch asks you "who is Smurfette" Promptly dunk her head into the blue water and say " YOU'RE SMURFETTE BITCH!!! " You can also use Cunt if you prefer.
The Smurfette by JAMES COLLIN OHARA June 20, 2010
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