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the reload 

When an uncircumcised man cannot copulate, so his circumcised bro lends him a hand and blows a load in his foreskin. The uncircumcised man then ejaculates onto his partner with the borrowed sperm. This male ritual is the peak of "bros before hoes" mentality.
Dick: Dude, I need some help here. I blew my last load with that hoe Julia, I need a donation for my sperm bank
Johnson: Sure brah, have some of mine
Dick: Thanks for the reload, brah
the reload by Ron Jeremy, SJ May 6, 2016
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The Reload 

When a guy busts a nut in another guy’s hand, he pours it back into his own penis, and re-busts the nut.
So Johnson and I were getting freaky, but suddenly he hit me with The Reload... it was the best I ever had.
The Reload by HijodeJuan September 7, 2019

Caught me on the reload! 

In a first person shooter game when someone kills someone else because they had to reload.
Wow, thats not fair you caught me on the reload!

Reload the tank

When a man takes time in between rounds of sex to eat or drink in order to replenish sperm and energy.
“By the third round I needed 30 minutes to reload the tank”
Reload the tank by anonymous August 9, 2024

Reload the tank

When a man takes some time in between rounds of sex to eat and(or) drink in order to replenish semen and energy.
“By the third round with Stacey I had to take 30 minutes to reload the tank”
Reload the tank by anonymous August 9, 2024

reloading the homies 

When your mate has had too many rounds of pumping cum into his girlfriend and as a result, has spent nuts. In order to help him continue his night the right way, you wrap your foreskin around the tip of his penis and ejaculate into his urethra, refilling his supply of love juice.
Mum: "Sam? What were you doing with your pants down in the bedroom with Chase? I thought you weren't into that sort of stuff."
Sam: "Oh, don't worry mum. It's not like that, I was just reloading the homies."

the gaytrix reloaded

What the matrix reloaded should have been titled because it was filled with retarded fight scenes, corny jokes and so much NERD talk nobody knew what the fuck was goin on.
Those two faggot Wachowsky bros. are such fuckin GEEKS they probly toss each other's salads while they beat off to gay comic book superheroes every night.
the gaytrix reloaded by neRDo May 19, 2003
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